why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.
I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me
you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience
I’m glad there’s such a month like October. Everything turns magical and I keep walking amazed.
His mom raised him right.
remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees
See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
this is jack my baby monkey looking darling im playing with; she’s so preset face but i dont care i love her ;-;
She looks like the Mother from HIMYM! Sooo pretty!!
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people